I'm hearing she got a preventive double mastectomy to reduce her chances of getting breast cancer. Her % of getting it dropped from 85% to 5%. She said that she can now tell her kids that they would never lose her to breast cancer.
Coincidentally, Spike TV released the following statement:
"There are 1,000 Ways to Die."
Added by Chris Moulin on May 16, 2013 at 8:10pm — No Comments
Apparently, rich people are hiring disabled people on the black market and paying them $130 an hour to pose as their family member so they can get on all of the rides quicker at Disney World. Disney's policy states that any disabled person can bring their family of up to 6 people to the front of the line to get on their rides. Here are a few observations:
1. I really wish Terri Schiavo were still alive because what better way to use that rule to your advantage than to have a…Continue
Added by Chris Moulin on May 16, 2013 at 8:06pm — No Comments
He used to be known for flying down the football field with his 4.3 speed, unfortunately, he is not good at flying through the air...
Added by Chris Moulin on March 17, 2013 at 6:04pm — No Comments
If Abby and Brittany were to brainstorm and come up with ideas about something, would it be wrong to say that they put their heads together?
Added by Chris Moulin on March 17, 2013 at 5:58pm — No Comments
I bet Phil Jackson is finally relieved that there will be no more awkward family dinners...
Added by Chris Moulin on February 18, 2013 at 11:19pm — No Comments
Roger Clemens' career batting average: .172
Mindy McCready's career average: .250 (1 out of 4 attempts successful)
Added by Chris Moulin on February 18, 2013 at 1:15pm — No Comments
Time to start listing your Mindy McCready items on eBay...even though it took her 4 tries to off herself...
Added by Chris Moulin on February 18, 2013 at 12:51am — No Comments
Is Pope Benedict's resignation part of a plea agreement??? #jonjohnson
Added by Chris Moulin on February 11, 2013 at 11:33pm — No Comments
I don't think they'll ever find his "girlfriend." They still haven't found Natalee Holloway yet.
Added by Chris Moulin on January 19, 2013 at 8:54am — No Comments
Orlando is home to the happiest place on earth........unless you were Caylee Anthony.
Added by Chris Moulin on January 14, 2013 at 12:43am — No Comments
In the spirit of the 12 days of Christmas, here are some great ideas for presents:
Michael J. Fox - a martini, SHAKEN, not stirred
Whitney Houston - a non-slip bath mat
Christopher Reeve - a pair of running shoes
Terri Schiavo - a drool cup
Mickey Schunick - a GPS
Jerry Sandusky - ticket to the Children's Museum
OK, just kidding about that last one...
Added by Chris Moulin on December 27, 2012 at 9:08pm — No Comments
Well, no more playoffs for the Saints. They played well again today and can still finish 8-8. However, with wins today by Minnesota and Chicago, the Saints faint playoff hopes disappeared faster than Mickey Schunick.
Added by Chris Moulin on December 23, 2012 at 6:48pm — No Comments
I think I figured out how the Saints can get a win. Two weekends ago, a Chiefs LB died on Saturday and the team won their game on Sunday. This past weekend, one of the Cowboys must have figured that might work, because a Cowboys LB died on Saturday and the team won their game on Sunday. This is setting a baaaad precedent...
Added by Chris Moulin on December 10, 2012 at 7:23am — No Comments
The Kansas City Chiefs needed a shot in the arm, not in the head...
Added by Chris Moulin on December 2, 2012 at 10:45am — No Comments
It is now safe to drop Jovan Belcher in leagues that employ individual defensive players....
Added by Chris Moulin on December 1, 2012 at 5:28pm — No Comments
JAKE I AM REQUESTING A SCHEDULE CHILL SUNDAY POST EVERY 2ND SUNDAY & 4TH SUNDAY SET UP FOR THE STARR PENN OPEN-MIC COMEDY SHOW AT 3253 BEVERLY BLVD L. A. CA. 90057. PURCHASE 1 ITEM...SHOWTIME 4PM-7PM... ALL COMIC'S AND ENTERTAINERS AND FRIENDS ARE WELCOME. STARTING 11-25-12.Continue
Added by STARR PENN on November 11, 2012 at 1:41am — No Comments
You know, folks who save hundreds on car insurance by switching to GEICO sure are happy. How happy are they? Happier than Jerry Sandusky in a shower room.
Added by Chris Moulin on November 5, 2012 at 11:05pm — No Comments
Idea for those who don't want any kids knocking on their door: Hang a wreath or a sign on your front door that says, "Home of the Sanduskys."
Added by Chris Moulin on October 20, 2012 at 8:00am — No Comments
From Green Mile to Green Pile.....too soon?
Added by Chris Moulin on September 4, 2012 at 1:16am — No Comments
That's 7 medals ripped from Lance, 6 feet under for Neil Armstrong.
Added by Chris Moulin on August 25, 2012 at 5:37pm — No Comments