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NFL Draft

Here are a few observations:

1. I hate LSU, so it makes me happy that Craig Loston and the Freak Anthony Johnson did not get drafted.

2. Why won't the Rams let Michael Sam wear jersey #69?

3. The fact that Tulane had more…

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Donald Sterling

This blog is the first I've ever posted that is not meant to be a joke or give anybody any laughs.  There's no punchline in here.

Donald Sterling is a pompous asshole.  May he get stripped of his right to own a professional…

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Suppositories?

So, most of you know I'm pretty dark with my jokes on here, but I do have a heart.  I have a 6-month-old baby girl.

Last night, she was constipated (only one poop diaper in a four day period).  My mom suggested a baby suppository. …

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Ultimate Warrior/Too Soon?

As many of you know, I am under the belief that it's never too soon, so here goes:

Top 5 Ultimate Warrior Jokes

1.  If only he hadn't looked at that room service bill at the hotel...

2.  Did the EMT…

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Top April Fools Jokes

In no particular order:

"Mom....Dad....I'm gay."

(to your spouse) "Honey, I have herpes, and you don't want to know where I got them from."

(at a family party) "Attention everyone.  I…

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Free Agency

Boy, Comedy Gumbeaux isn't messing around.  RedBean, Carrey B, and the Nature Boy all got signed to 5 year contract extensions before they could hit the free agent market.  There was a concern that one of them would get the dreaded franchise tag…

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